by David Sedaris. A ONE MAN holiday adventure starring Dominick Varney as a disgruntled department store elf name Crumpet. At first the job is simply…humiliating, but once the thousands of visitors start pouring through Santa’s workshop Crumpet realizes the struggle is REAL. Portraying over 40 ridiculous characters, we are delighted to fill your holiday stocking with this wry and witty look at the combination of retail hell and theatrical spectacle that is the holiday season.
It’s a story that will have mature audiences laughing until the New Year Arrives.
This holiday special will be presented just down the street from the Bangor Opera House at 51 Main Street.
“For Mature Elves Only!”